When students are coming in the room or working in groups, they say some things that I would love to know “the rest of the story.”  I have listed just a few of them here:

• “I haven’t done anything wrong…yet.”
• “Her ear is as red as yours.”
• “He’s a knight in arming sharmour.”
• “I’m bringing planking back.”
• “You’re Mark the Stork?”
• “I’ll plagerize you.”
• “I found a forest on my desk.”
• “Let’s take her head off.”
• “Ewwww! You ate it?”
• “My speedo goes up to my chest.”

I would bet any of these lines could make a great story.  Have you heard anything out of context that made you laugh?